there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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