your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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