He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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