Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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