Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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