I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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