People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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