dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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