Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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