Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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