You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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