I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
they're like a gay fantastic four
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
That accounts for only three of the penises
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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