gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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