we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm passing your future prison.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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