This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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