The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
