I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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