Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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