Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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