obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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