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• (205): View more from Alabama

  How long until YT realizes that it's a man?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.

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• (916): View more from California

  Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever

  (509): View more from Washington

  but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  "You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."

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