Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight