You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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