i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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