you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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