a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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