just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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