what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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