They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
