Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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