She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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