Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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