i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My life is pants optional.
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