Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
