I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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