Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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