i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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