O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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