Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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