He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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