Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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