He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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