You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dicks are not precious.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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