last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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