Plan B is the new Plan A
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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