it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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