the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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