Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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