i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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