Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
this is an emotional support booty call
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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