Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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