so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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