have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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