If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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