Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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